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dan zimmerman was instituted in 1979 to rule with an iron (42%) hand (balance 32% Ni,13% Co, 4.7% Nb, 1.5% Ti, 0.15% Si, 0.03% Al) with a minimum ultimate tensile strength of one hundred ninety six thousand pounds per square inch. he has since cabled the atlantic for the transmission of exactly thirteen bits per day of archival material selected for its haecceity. he has begun construction on a fourty-eight ton stainless reinforced concrete submersible fortress off the coast of liberia. until it is completed, he will flood your basements with his original acoustic rock and/or melodic groundwater. guitar and bass are his primary weapons for close-in combat; he prefers horrible circular pseudoscience for his medium range defenses. he did not give you a dollar for that hat. a lust for lyrical precision drives his fine swiss clockwork, and it is incorrect to speak of his "vocal stylings," a phrase what evokes a pow'ful smarm (a quality that he strives to minimize). a warm feeling may come over you when he performs. that is due to the battery of infrared lamps he deploys on stage. do not be alarmed, but continue to enjoy the music. thank you.